I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Randomize
