Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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