I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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