ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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