i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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