It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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