Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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