I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
How does it feel to date your dad?
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