Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
