how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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