he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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