similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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