They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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