I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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