Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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