I bet he comes in French.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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