The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
