She just used a chaser for red wine.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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