I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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