Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
