sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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