I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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