i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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