But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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