We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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