we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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