i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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