Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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