similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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