if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm like, not good at living.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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