He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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