508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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