We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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