You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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