I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
high people should be assigned attendants
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Are we still banned from the library?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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