Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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