thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
COCAINE IS GR8
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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