So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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