Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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