What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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