who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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