He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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