You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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