Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Randomize
