Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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