Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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