i'm signing you up for texting rehab
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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