You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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