we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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