We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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